Virus alert: Bush 2.0 installs Awakening 3.0

Let’s not misunderestimate the problem here. GET OUT THE VOTE. Friends and family, acquaintances and strangers. Put Bush 2.0 back in the box and secure the American system, we have an important document to save from corruption. Awkward computer metaphor, but what the hell, it’s true. EVERYBODY VOTE.

  In case we’ve forgetten:
  I’ve heard the call. I believe God wants me
  to run for president.
  They want the federal government
  controlling Social Security like it’s some
  kind of federal program.
  Please don’t kill me! (in the voice of Karla
  Faye Tucker)
  I encourage employers to permit their
  workers time off during the lunch hour to
  attend the noontime services to pray for our
  land.
  We should fund the armies of compassion,
  we should not discriminate against faith-
  based programs.
  I believe God did create the world. And I
  think we’re finding out more and more and
  more as to how it actually happened.
  Like I said, the legislature’s job is to write
  the law, and it’s the executive branch’s job
  to interpret the law.
  This crusade, this war on terrorism is going
  to take a while.

Crossposted at Daily Kos